You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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