Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
only if we run a train.
done.
is wine microwaveable?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just found a bag of teeth...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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