Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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