I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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