Do you still have your period?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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