Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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