I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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