Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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