Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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