actually, I'm a sock model
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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