ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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