so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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