their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
and she was petting her beer can
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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