a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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