Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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