people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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