Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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