my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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