My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Randomize
