yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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