i'm signing you up for texting rehab
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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