Where is the hickey?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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