If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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