that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
