she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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