it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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