It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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