Your face is a jimmy john
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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