I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
This house was built for laser tag.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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