Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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