He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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