I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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