so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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