I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
