I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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