You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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