Swine flu. Run for my life!
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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