Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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