I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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