I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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