I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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