omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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so much tequila, so little girl.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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