We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
