I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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