living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
We need a shit load of segways right now
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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