Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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