i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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