Having a random hookup so left but love u
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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