Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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