Ambien. No doubt about it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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