Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
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We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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