Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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