I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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