North Korea, Best Korea!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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