yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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