dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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