So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Randomize
